Funny Jokes

Water

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:
"Da-ad...\" \"What?\"
\"I\'m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?\"
\"No. You had your chance. Lights out.\"
\"Five minutes later: \"Da-aaaad...\"
\"WHAT?\"
\"I\'m THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??\"
\"I told you NO! If you ask again I\'ll have to spank you!!\"
\"Five minutes later...
\"Daaaa-aaaad...\"
\"WHAT??!!\"
\"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?\"