Funny Jokes

Primary school teacher

A primary school teacher is teaching her pupils the alphabet. She says to one little boy;

"Billy, could you give me a word begining with 'A' please." The little lad thinks for a second and says: "A**ehole, miss"

Thinking this very rude, the teacher decides to forget about A and move on to B. "Billy, could you give me a word begining with 'B' please."

"Yes miss. B*llocks, miss"

Once again shocked by this foul mouthed young man but determined to carry on, she begins to ask him for a word begining with "C". Realising that this might not be wise, she skips C and says: "'D' Billy. Give me a word begining with 'D'."

Billy replies: "Dwarf, miss"

The teacher breathes a sigh of relief and exclaims: "Well done Billy! Now, could you explain to the rest of the class what a dwarf is, please?"

"Of course miss. Its a little c**t about 3 foot high."