Funny Jokes

Airplane ride

A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.
\"$10 for 3 minutes,\" replied the pilot.

\"That\'s too much,\" said the farmer.

The pilot thought for a second and then said, \"I\'ll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you\'ll have to pay $10.\"

The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, \"I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man.\"

\"Maybe so,\" said the farmer, \"But I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out.\"